I know it’s probably old, but it’s awesome, and so true. Click for full size.

FLU/ H1N1 Precautions

If you are experiencing flu like symptoms please stay home and take Tylenol and/or Ibuprofen, stay hydrated, and let the virus run its natural course. It is most likely NOT swine flu.

If you have been diagnosed by a professional (i.e. a family member, friend, coworker, news media) or someone else who thinks they know about the flu then you will most likely die.

Nearly 5,000 people world wide have died of the swine flu so far. Compare this to the 30,000 a year average that die of the regular flu (influenza) in the US alone each year. The swine flu is clearly the more lethal of the two and is to be feared. The fear alone could result in a failure to continue living.

You may have swine flu if you have one or more of the following symptoms- Death, Dying, and/or Loss of Life. This could most likely result in death. Two-thirds of the deaths caused by swine flu have been fatal.

Please DO NOT come into the ER as you will most likely spread it to the ER and hospital staff and could cause loss of life or worse.

Please manage your flu with Tylenol, Ibuprofen, Rest and be sure and make funeral arrangements as you await your inevitable fate.

Thank You,
Hospital Staff Nationwide

We often have genius ideas for food items, but rarely find the time to make them. On Saturday we made one of our most anticipated creations yet: The Biscuits and Gravy Pie.

Combining the awesomeness of biscuits and gravy with pie to create a super food. This was just so ridiculously good. We baked biscuits in a springform pan (though we had to cut some out after cooking because it expanded so much). Then added some white gravy with bits of sausage added in it (made it thicker than normal for the pie filling consistency). Last we (tried) to make a cool weave of bacon on the top like you see on apple pies.

Then we destroyed and ate it. And it was good. Pictures below (click for larger versions):

If you ever are asked to speak with the police about anything do not. Use your fifth amendment right and say nothing. You have the right and you should use it. Even the supreme court says that you should never talk to the cops. I know the following videos are long, but they are so worth watching. You should know your rights and exercise them!

Even Justice Robert Jackson said that you should never talk to the police under any circumstances.

“any lawyer worth his salt will tell the suspect in no uncertain terms to make no statement to the police under any circumstances.”