Mountain Dew is freaking awesome. Let me hear a what what from all of those that do the Dew. Seriously. Whoever came up with the idea of Mountain Dew was a genius. Pure genius, no doubt at all in my mind. Mountain Dew is the sustinence of life, the nectar of the Gods, the sweet life running through my veins. Put me on an IV drip of Mountain Dew and I will be happy.

Ninjas are awesome too.

I am going to opening day for the Colorado Rockies (baseball) on monday. Sure, it’s just the Rockies, they’re not very good, pretty much like the farm team for the rest of the MLB, but still. You don’t go to opening day for the team. Opening day is baseball tradition. Any true baseball fan will be at opening day, it’s almost a requirement.

So booyah.