Seriously people. Everybody keeps freaking out an evacuating places over the stupidest things. They’re not out to get you!

It’s getting annoying seeing all of the places being evacuated in the news recently. It’s all going to end up leading us closer and closer to more nanny laws like California has in place, and eventually to a police state. Right now, it seems inevitable that the USA will get there, but maybe we can slow it down a little bit by not freaking out.

Examples:
ABC News evacuated because of aspirin
San Diego airport scared of ice packs - “Do you know Osama bin Laden?”
Long Beach Airport evacuated because of a portable game system - Well I guess you never know when Mario might freak out and start blowing planes up