We have a pizza place here in Colorado Springs (they’re also in many other locations) called Extreme Pizza. I really don’t think they’re qualified to call themselves extreme.

When I went in to get a pizza, nothing seemed extreme about the pizza, or the way they made it. From the name, I was expecting ninjas flying off walls and cutting the cheese. I was expecting people concentrating so hard on tomatoes that the tomatoes just exploded into sauce. I expected my pizza dough to have been made on top of Mount Everest, and then ran back to the store in time to make my pizza. I saw none of this happening.

Extreme Pizza, I suggest either changing your name, or changing the way you make your pizza. I want to know somebody died trying to make my pizza. That makes it a true Extreme Pizza