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When will it happen?
Author: Russ - Posted on Friday, January 25th 2008
We all know that tacos are illegal in the future. We just don’t know when this will happen. Nobody knows who it will be that introduces that anti taco legislation. Many have said that this banning of tacos will come about when the robots rise to power. This only makes sense. The robots don’t believe in tacos. They are anti taco. When the robots win, we’ll all have to listen to techno. It would only make sense that they will take away our tacos.
I am doing research into the future to determine when our tacos are made illegal. This is hard work and I am being hunted at every step by those who wish to take the tacos away, but I must know. I must know what causes us to lose our precious tacos, and to do everything I can to stop that fateful day from even happening. If this means all out war against the robots, then so be it. I WILL have my tacos!
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They hate tacos? Robots like enchiladas? And burritos? Tequila? Oh, that reminds me, maybe you should cut down on the tequila a bit.
Hard shell or soft tortilla?
T*co B*ll or REAL tacos?
What’s your pleasure. We can’t help you in the battle without more details. Details. The future is in the details.
Real tacos and the great Taco Bexico Tacos as well! And any form of taco man. any form of taco.
That is all we know. Somebody hates tacos. They hate all forms of tacos and they want them removed from the face of the earth!
It is rumored that they hate burritos as well, but we don’t have any solid evidence on this yet.
They leave us no choice but to begin the Anti-Taco Resistance Rebellion! We shall overcome!
We know that the taco is made illegal approximatly 1,000 years after the Turkatron comes back from the future to save Garblarks. However, such a round number suggests that he does not know the exact year that the anti-taco legislation begins to surface. The other problem is that we don’t know exactly when the Turkatron arrives. We can see from the documentary footage the architecture of common houses is simmiliar enough to our own, and the slang used by the people then hasn’t changed much, but the technology present and the existance of the Mooninites shows that this is still far in the future.
I hope this helps in your research!
“If you want my tacos, come and get ‘em!” *click-chack*
Remember they fling toys covered in poo at us. And are we not forgetting the prophet? The ghost of Christmas past from the future. I say its time we go to the only people we can! The infamous group of individuals who call themselves MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY. Because in the year ninety nine neinty nine, there will be war.
Next time we make a jump to do future “research” we should try and be more careful. They can’t know about us.
. . and no the great war doesnt begin until the year one million.
Ah, but let us not forget the Conflict of Mechanical Advantage Six!
Is it not the Chinese that suggest the outlaw of tacos in the future? Remember as we have researched into the future its the chinese or should i say what becomes of the Chinese government that suggest the outlaw of tacos. They plant the seed in the heads of all the great dignitaries. And from that point on the wild fire spreads. The suggestion and theory that tacos are contributing to intergalactic terrorism is what helps to spark the idea.
The machines have already begun to think for themselves!
Can you not see the link between the machines and the tacos! Is not the Ghost of Christmas Past From The Future a robot himself! He was sent back in time by the Taco Resistance Fighters to warn us of the machine rebellion and taco ban! He was just to drunk to remember what it was he was supposed to say.
. . .thousands of years ago!
For in a thousand years they will be illegal.
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Wow, what an entertaining post! I love tacos and even if these robots you speak of don’t like them they cannot prevent us from making our own. Just you remember that!
Keep posting and I will keep coming back!
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