I absolutely hate bicyclists. I just read about that guy that dug a bunch of holes in bike trails because they almost hit him a few times, and I can understand why he did it. Bicyclists are the worst people on this planet. They act all high and mighty like they are better than you on their bikes, and go wherever they feel like going regardless of what that path is actually used for.
They are getting all upset over people that walk in bike paths, like they should get out of their way just because the path “was made for bikes.” But they get all crazy when we expect them to do the same thing on the road? When the road was made for cars, and not for bikes. Oh and how about the fact that half of them don’t obey the laws when they are riding on the road? This means you need to obey traffic signals and stoplights man.
And while I’m on that, use the freakin bike path if there is one. You people that ride on the road when there is an adjacent path FOR BIKES should be shot, really. I’m sorry for this being kind of just thrown together and not making much sense, but I just really hate bicyclists, and I see too many getting angry at this guy when they are the ones that should be hated.
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Ben
06|Jan|2008 1We used the bike paths. Why cant they!
Todd
06|Jan|2008 2You MUST be joking. You support this clod?! He is so angry over being hit by A (meaning 1) biker that he went out and dug holes (a felony apparently) for the next 6 months? Does any of this seem just a bit irrational? Maybe no more irrational than your embarrassing rants about how people riding their bikes on anything other than a flowery bike path give you a supreme inferiority complex. I can only imagine how furious it must make you to go to a gym and see all those JERKS working out there too. Maybe it does seem logical to you to go and shoot those bike riders that you hate so much… You can keep your hole digging buddy company in prison and stick together forever for the sake of such a worthy and noble cause. I must say I have a hard time understanding how you like to make armor out of old Mountain Dew cans… but have no tolerance for people who like to ride bikes competitively?
Do us all a favor and go back to sleep.
Russ
06|Jan|2008 3I didn’t say I have a problem with people riding bikes competitively, I think that they should give the same respect they demand when they ride on the road to a person walking on a path. Those paths are there for everybody. If there is no bike path, then yes they need to ride on the road and they demand we treat them like cars (when they don’t obey the traffic laws). But when there is a bike path right next to the road, there is no reason they should be on the road.
I never said I supported him. I said I can understand why he did it. You seem to be twisting my words all over the place. I know I wrote it all randomly, but it’s not that hard to actually read and understand what I am saying (even if you don’t agree with it).
Munkfish
06|Jan|2008 4I agree with your last point! There is a bike path going from my house down to Manitou Lake. The city/state/whoever probably built that bike path in part to keep cyclists off the highway, but no, they’re too good for any bike path so they choose to get in the way of traffic when there is clearly a more reasonable and safer option.
Oh and Todd, stop being such an offended bunghole!
Nate Poster
07|Jan|2008 5Todd: Ha you have got to be kidding me. I think i might just know why you’re defending bikers. It’s because your balls are all chapped isn’t it? You’re one of those super cool guys that doesn’t just ride their bike, they ride it as a sport. You get all dressed up in all that spandex with an ad for prozac on the back, and you put on that “professional” bicyclists helmet. Yeah, I’ve seen guys like you before, when I’m driving down the road and I open the car door on them. I love dent resistant panels. Stop complaining, grow a pair, and get a car!
Aja
19|Jan|2008 6I just wrote a blog about this. And yes, you are absolutey right!
http://ajafern.wordpress.com/2008/01/19/i-hate-bicyclists/
Russ
21|Jan|2008 7Thanks for the comment!
spc bce
07|Aug|2008 8i had one of those super cool, spandex wearing, cyclists swerve in front of me this afternoon (thats why i looked up “i hate cyclists”). And as i drove by i yelled out my passenger window, “come on man”. Well when i stoped at the next red light, he came up behind me yelling and talking smack, and preceeded to dare, yeah, dare, me to get out of my car, so i pulled into the next parking spot. And got out. Now I’m not some hot head looking for a fight, but hey he did dare me. So i got out and all 5′8″ of him immediately peddled franticly, as my 6′5″ frame squeezed out of my focus, in my fatigues (I am a US army soldier). Yeah thats right, just another liberal pussy. It’s people like them, who think gasoline is evil, that also keep our military from doing what they need to, in order to win. I.E. pullin’ punches so we don’t look bad. And it’s people like them, that have caused the deaths of so many of my brothers, who, whether or not you agree, are just trying to do good for this world, and protect you and everyone and everything you love. Yeah i know im on a rant, but G-Damn I hate cyclists.
Jason
15|Aug|2008 9Right on Russ. Good job BCE.
J
19|Aug|2008 10I am sorry, but you people are scary. It’s not bicyclists, auto drivers or nutty military people who suck. It’s simply that people are rather foolish in general and will inevitably do something wrong that pisses someone off. Look up anything using the “I hate ______” method and you will find MANY examples. Get real and let go of the cromag “us against them” mentality. By the way, “I hate cars” outnumbers “I hate cyclists” by a factor of nearly 18 to 1. And “I hate the military” outguns it (sorry) by nearly 35 to 1. Thank goodness you freaks are in the minority.
Good Day!
Russ
19|Aug|2008 11you wouldn’t have had time to say that if I saw you in real life. I would have punched you in the face for being so stupid by now.
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RWJ
20|May|2009 14I can’t stand them either. Now, folks who just go out for a nice bike ride to get some exercise or whatever is one thing (hey, I enjoy that too!), but these folks who wear their smug, bike-righteous attitudes on their nasty skin-tight spandex sleeves absolutely disgust me.
That’s another thing. Why the hell do all these people think they have to wear those ridiculous outfits just to go out for a ride on their bikes? If you are out for exercise first place, wouldn’t wind-drag your friend anyway? Take that shit off you day-glow, polyester-wrapped douche-bag. Lance Armstrong or pro bike teams are one thing, sure, but the rest of you look like a fucking dumb-asses.
In fact, you know what’s funny? If I’m driving and I pass a normal person on a bike that’s getting from point A to point B, and they are wearing normal clothes, that’s great. Good for them for getting out and getting some exercise and being environmentally responsible and financially responsible. But when I see some moron in that god damn stupid spandex I lose all respect for them and find myself super-annoyed with their being on the road in the first place. Sure, they might be nice people, but fuck it. It’s guilt by association, and I’m not even the slightest bit apologetic about it. Just like I wouldn’t hang out with some stupid-ass clueless mother fucking dumb-ass who wears a fucking utilikilt (any dumbfuck who wears that shit should be sterilized, and NO, it’s NOT a heritage thing, you self-tricked dumbass), I sure as fuck would not hang out with some stupid knob who wears that god damn moronic spandex bull shit bike outfit crap.
And how about those Critical Mass dickheads? One second you get these very asshole bike riders preaching about how they have the same rights as everyone else on the road, and how they are just as valid than anyone else on the road, then the next thing you know they turn around and assemble as an uncontrollable mob to strong-arm the town and it’s law-abiding residents, and assault what is the city’s naturally evolved flow. Every last one of them should have their wallets ticketed into oblivion to pay for some bike path somewhere far, FAR away for them leave town to ride for the rest of their living days. Fuck “Critical Mass”.
Bikes aren’t bad. People who go for a bike ride aren’t bad. But *Bicyclists* and their fucked up, diluted, self-righteous attitudes can go fuck themselves.
Heather
22|Jun|2009 15In hopes of clearing up some myths about the spandex, it’s not about wind resistance, or about looking cool. It’s a comfort thing… real bike shorts are thickly padded, wick moisture, and have carefully placed seams, which makes a HUGE difference in many ways, especially if you spend a lot of time on that saddle. The jersey I can take or leave, but it’s cooler (temperature-wise) than wearing a T-shirt. Since I change clothes at each end of my commute, I might as well wear my spandex. Plus, I think we can all agree that those bright colours make you pretty visible, which is a nice safety feautre, not meant to be a red flag to the bull.
I didn’t start out wearing the spandex outfits… but the more I rode my bike, the fitter I became, the further and faster I could go, and the more I fell in love with it. Spend too many hours in a bike saddle, and spandex isn’t a fashion statement, it becomes a medical necessity!
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