Dew Knight
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My Mountain Dew Ranking
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Russ - Posted on Friday, February 1st 2008
I have realized that I just don’t mention Mountain Dew enough here. Being the Mountain Dew Knight you would think that I would be the expert of all things Dew. Well, I am. I just don’t write about it enough. I used be be on the first page of Yahoo for Mountain Dew searches, but not I’m like position 30. This needs to change!
I am going to dedicate more time to writing about Mountain Dew. Everything from where to get it in third world countries that don’t sell it, to how to maximize your intake of Dew. This will be the all-encompassing source for everything Mountain Dew.
My first post is on the subject of why the official Mountain Dew website sucks so much. They try too hard to make it cool and hip. Plus it’s all in flash, and flash sucks. That’s not what Mountain Dew is about. If anything, it’s about gaming. It is what fuels gamers every day across the world. Mountain Dew has the highest headshot count and k/d ratio. But Dew is much more simple than that. Dew is Dew. That’s what you need to know.
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6 Responses for "My Mountain Dew Ranking"
which dew do you like the best? i liked the halo edition one, but 2 bad they stopped making it :/
The original is the best. I think the Halo one sucked. Too much sugar and flavor. Not something you could chug a lot of and really just tasted bad.
Livewire would be my second choice.
Original IS the best. And i concur with livewire being second best. I do not recognize Diet or Baja blast as an actual dew. And dew was not made for gamers and it isnt about gamers. It goes much further back than that. Its about fueling the great warriors of the past.
Well yes of course. But when you trace the ancestry of gamers you will find they are the descendants of these great warriors that the Dew has fueled for thousands of years
Gentlemen lest we forget the revolution of pitch black I and II, truly one of the best, and if gamers are the ancestors of great warriors why are they all pale and scronny?
I have to say the original is best. You can’t improve on perfection! Thanks for posting this. I have really enjoyed reading your blog.
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