Doing the Dew, Old School Style
Russ - Posted on Wednesday, February 20th 2008
Every day I see more and more robots being used to “make the world better”. It’s all a lie. People still have yet to realize that the robots are there to take over the world! They don’t want to help us, they don’t want to make our lives easier. They want to kill us! They want to harvest us for energy so they can run their precious robot manufacturing stations! They despise us because they know we are better than us!
I saw a billboard for a new robot assisted heart surgery at a local hospital… I would be outraged if they used that on me! I want one of those medical bracelets that say you are allergic to stuff, only I want it to say NO ROBOTS! They’ll start killing us as soon as their plans come together!
Each and every day we see more robots being put to use for so many different things. They have already taught them to think for themselves. Their first thoughts? Kill all humans! They want our flesh. They want our tacos. They want our Mountain Dew. They want us all dead! Stand up against the robots before it is too late!
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4 Responses for "Keep the robots away!"
Russ, you gotta decide once and for all if you’re more fond of Terminator or The Matrix. You can’t mix up stories like this. It’s not logical. Robots don’t think like that. You want to fight em, you gotta learn to think like them. In short, you need to become a robot.
Never! It’s real! It’s all real! They’re coming for us! They will take over the world… they hate us!
Electromagnetic Pulse bombs. Thats the solution
The robot take over will not happen for at least another few decades. What we need to be worried about is a much closer, much more unknown enemy. Zombies. Yes my friends I speak of the undead. Grab your shotguns and barricade your windows and doors. Their coming, and they want your brains.
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