I’m happy to announce that Mountain Dew sales in 2007 did not decline like the rest of beverages did. Mountain Dew came out on top as the victor of all things awesome. Amp also saw a huge boost in sales due to containing some of the awesome that is Mountain Dew.

In other news, I was ranked number 7 in Google last night when searching for Mountain Dew. I rejoiced! Bells rang and songs were sung… But today when you search you’ll find me nowhere on the list! Google, what are you doing to me? Are you just playing with my mind? You’ll drive a person mad! How can the official website of the most famous Mountain Dew Knight that exists be nowhere in your results? POR QUE!?