Dew Knight
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Hey, spammers!
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Russ - Posted on Friday, May 30th 2008
Anybody who posts with a spam link or a keyword for a name will be marked as a spam comment. You guys think you can get it past me by actually making relevant comments to the post, but each time I will mark you as spam. I WILL NOT TOLERATE YOUR SPAM LINKS!
From now on if the link you put in while posting is not to YOUR BLOG then your link will be REMOVED or your comment will be marked as SPAM. Got it? Good.
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Spam spam spam WHAM!
Know of any free spyware removers that actually work? My computer is swarming with disease again and I don’t feel like wiping the hard drive this time.
Adaware and Spybot:
http://www.download.com/Ad-Aware-2008/3000-8022_4-10844457.html?tag=lst-1
http://www.download.com/Spybot-Search-Destroy/3000-8022_4-10804822.html?tag=lst-1
What’s funny is I’ve already deleted two comments that I consider spam on this post
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I would like to know how these spammers make money or what their reasoning is for doing spam comments.
They carpet bomb their spam links to thousands and thousands of websites. While many people know not to click on the links, even if a couple people click on a link and buy something they have made money.
Most of the time it’s an automated program that tries to spam everywhere, but sometimes you’ll get people actually manually commenting. Usually the real people come from a website that has posted the do-follow list, so they think they are going to get a link that will give them pagerank, which is not what the do-follow list was created for.
When I am really rich, I will hire two teams. The first team would be a bunch of hackers that toil day and night to take down the tools and websites used by spammers. The other team would consist of ninjas, assasins, and ninja assasins.
Heh heh… I think we all know why!
I would employ 3 teams. one team of hackers to try and infiltrate a computer system. One team of hackers to stop the first team from infiltrating the computer system. And also one team of ninjas, assassins, and ninja assassins
I would employ a 4th team. To cover up the actions of the first three teams and to infiltrate the MD compound so i may produce my own.
I hate those stupid spam comments!! They are not even close to relavent, luckily with my Wordpress Blog I have akismet spam filter, but I still have to go through them because sometimes it gets real comments. If I get one more comment asking if I want to make my ‘thingy’ bigger I’m gonna scream!!
Anyway I was going to ask if you were going to be updating your Knights outfit to reflect the new flavors of Mountain Dew or at least the peoples choice winning flavor?
Probably not. For one, I am not too fond of the new flavors so it would be hard to collect that amount of cans. Two I don’t really have the time.
But that is a good idea. Maybe I can find somebody who likes the new flavors and will drink enough cans for me.
yeah I dont get it. If you have askimet on your blog and mark it as spam after a few times that person will be flagged as spam by askimet forever rendering the spam commenting useless.
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So am I a spammer? It is not a link to a blog, but it is my site(and my boyfriend´s). I write there in articles many things about what I think about aquariums, fish, and everything. But it is not a blog. I make links on it, because I want to have more visits on my site, I want that more people know how to care about fish, how they should treat them and how not tu abuse them, like when they have a fish in a bowl, without a filtration system, plants, place to swim. You cant imagine how much abused fish did I see in my life, but nobody will sent you into the prison for abusing a 5 cent fish. Especially when most of the people even do not know how to care about their fish.
I do not know what is the problem, if I leave a link on my site with a relevant and long comment. It should be your advantage, that you get more words on your site and than more visits from search engines.
But do what you want. It is your site.
Sorry, but because all comments on my website are do-follow (that means that google will follow the link to your site and consider passing pagerank) I decided to do this.
Now the rule can get a little fuzzy. With what you put in the name field and seeing that website I would very likely let the link stay because I can see it is a personal website. However, because of how you went off that fish are suffering and that people should go to prison for killing a fish I will remove your link. Fish are animals. Animals die when we want them to.
Hi
Well, its a right move to stop from spammer posting some bad posts. There is no way to get them running.
I am a blogger myself and get about 20-30 spams each day and its pain in the butt. I spend 2-3 hours on this while I could spend those precious hour on something else which I can earn fast cash.
This is pretty tough work too.
Thanks again
Chris
Are you serious? You comment on this post with your spam link as your website? Are you trying to be annoying or are you just a moron? I’m removing your link.
You got me wrong Russ. I don’t see how my post looked spams anyways.
Well, good luck with your blog and everything.
Its nice knowing how things goes around here.
cheers
Chris
Your website is the worst kind of “hosting” type of websites there are. Fake reviews with affiliate links. It provides no value to the hosting industry.
I am coming down with an iron fist on websites posted here. You read the post that non-blog links would not be allowed and yet you commented with one.
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