FLU/ H1N1 Precautions

If you are experiencing flu like symptoms please stay home and take Tylenol and/or Ibuprofen, stay hydrated, and let the virus run its natural course. It is most likely NOT swine flu.

If you have been diagnosed by a professional (i.e. a family member, friend, coworker, news media) or someone else who thinks they know about the flu then you will most likely die.

Nearly 5,000 people world wide have died of the swine flu so far. Compare this to the 30,000 a year average that die of the regular flu (influenza) in the US alone each year. The swine flu is clearly the more lethal of the two and is to be feared. The fear alone could result in a failure to continue living.

You may have swine flu if you have one or more of the following symptoms- Death, Dying, and/or Loss of Life. This could most likely result in death. Two-thirds of the deaths caused by swine flu have been fatal.

Please DO NOT come into the ER as you will most likely spread it to the ER and hospital staff and could cause loss of life or worse.

Please manage your flu with Tylenol, Ibuprofen, Rest and be sure and make funeral arrangements as you await your inevitable fate.

Thank You,
Hospital Staff Nationwide