I saw the new logo that Pepsi has decided to use a couple days ago, and I think it’s a horrible logo compared to their previous one. But they’ve taken it a step too far. Apparently this is what the new Mountain Dew will look like:

WTF is this? Horrible idea Pepsi. This is not Mountain Dew. It’s going to bother me every time I drink one of these!

I’m putting together details right now for a contest involving Mountain Dew. I’m not completely sure what I want the contest to be, but I know that I want it to involve you doing something with Mountain Dew. I don’t have prizes yet either, but they would likely be some cool Mountain Dew schwag.

I just wanted to give everybody a heads up that I’m putting together a contest, and also to get any feedback if people have any specific ideas for the contest. More will be posted later.

I’m happy to announce that Mountain Dew sales in 2007 did not decline like the rest of beverages did. Mountain Dew came out on top as the victor of all things awesome. Amp also saw a huge boost in sales due to containing some of the awesome that is Mountain Dew.

In other news, I was ranked number 7 in Google last night when searching for Mountain Dew. I rejoiced! Bells rang and songs were sung… But today when you search you’ll find me nowhere on the list! Google, what are you doing to me? Are you just playing with my mind? You’ll drive a person mad! How can the official website of the most famous Mountain Dew Knight that exists be nowhere in your results? POR QUE!?

As I mentioned below, I’ve been so busy the last couple of weeks with training at my new job. I work at a new family fun place called It’z in Colorado Springs, CO. It’s really awesome. They have great food and a great game room. And it’s so much cheaper than Mr. Biggs. I can’t believe people actually go to Mr. Biggs. They’ve got to check It’z out.

Mountain Dew has definitely kept me going during the past weeks. Unfortunately they serve coke products at It’z, but at least I can chug some Dew before my shift. Seriously, without it I think I might have just died. I’m going to down a case of Mountain Dew before our grand opening tomorrow. I can only imagine how crazy this is going to be. Plus, I work in Guest Services, so all the angry people come to me. Booyah.

As we continue our look into the future of robots ruling the world we not only have our tacos to fear for, but our Mountain Dew as well.

As we can see from this demonstration video sent back through time by the robot freedom fighters we see that robots crave Mountain Dew. This is possibly one of the first sightings of the robot uprising against mankind. We are studying this video so that we can try to prevent this robot apocalypse.

I have realized that I just don’t mention Mountain Dew enough here. Being the Mountain Dew Knight you would think that I would be the expert of all things Dew. Well, I am. I just don’t write about it enough. I used be be on the first page of Yahoo for Mountain Dew searches, but not I’m like position 30. This needs to change!

I am going to dedicate more time to writing about Mountain Dew. Everything from where to get it in third world countries that don’t sell it, to how to maximize your intake of Dew. This will be the all-encompassing source for everything Mountain Dew.

My first post is on the subject of why the official Mountain Dew website sucks so much. They try too hard to make it cool and hip. Plus it’s all in flash, and flash sucks. That’s not what Mountain Dew is about. If anything, it’s about gaming. It is what fuels gamers every day across the world. Mountain Dew has the highest headshot count and k/d ratio. But Dew is much more simple than that. Dew is Dew. That’s what you need to know.