I just saw a news article that disgusted me! A mexican restaurant has removed tacos from their menu! That’s right, you can no longer get tacos at Ritos mexican restaurant in Phoenix! I warned you all that this day was coming! You didn’t believe me, but you can see that tacos are starting to disappear!

We all know that tacos are illegal in the future. We just don’t know when this will happen. Nobody knows who it will be that introduces that anti taco legislation. Many have said that this banning of tacos will come about when the robots rise to power. This only makes sense. The robots don’t believe in tacos. They are anti taco. When the robots win, we’ll all have to listen to techno. It would only make sense that they will take away our tacos.

I am doing research into the future to determine when our tacos are made illegal. This is hard work and I am being hunted at every step by those who wish to take the tacos away, but I must know. I must know what causes us to lose our precious tacos, and to do everything I can to stop that fateful day from even happening. If this means all out war against the robots, then so be it. I WILL have my tacos!